my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?
and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside
i was watching porn and my dad decided to not be asleep anymore cmon rly
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”