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asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

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asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

spankingkink:

i was watching porn and my dad decided to not be asleep anymore cmon rly


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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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(via sniffing)


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humorprince:

tuition fee must be like tuition free

(via lubricates)


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relush:

please take a moment to slap the reblog button.

(via ruinedchildhood)


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Let’s build a fort and have sex in it

(Source: txcountryrebel, via asian)


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p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

(via noavcane)


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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via noavcane)


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