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ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

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asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside

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asian:

mom…dad..
I’m chinese

spankingkink:

i was watching porn and my dad decided to not be asleep anymore cmon rly


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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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(via sniffing)


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humorprince:

tuition fee must be like tuition free

(via lubricates)


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